Introducing Project Graham:the next generation.
Building on the critical acclaim of our flagship model, Alfred, Bettger Family Ecosystem, Inc. is thrilled to announce an expansion to our dynamic household ecosystem — currently in late-stage development, with general availability targeted for Q4 2026.
Target ship date: October 4, 2026 — ETA subject to change without notice
Seattle, WA — Bettger Family Ecosystem, Inc.
“We couldn't be more excited to expand our product line. Project Graham represents everything we've learned since our first launch — and yes, we're aware the changelog includes ‘fewer unscheduled 2 a.m. fire drills,’ and no, we don't believe that either.”
Co-Founders Joe and Caiti Bettger confirmed today that development on Project Graham has progressed successfully through all internal trimester milestones, clearing every scheduled ultrasound review with flying colors. The team is now entering final integration testing ahead of a planned Q4 2026 release.
“The Pitch is simple,” the Co-Founders added. “Building on the success of our flagship model, Alfred, we are thrilled to announce an expansion to our dynamic ecosystem.” Analysts note this is consistent with the company's long-stated strategy of organic, one-at-a-time growth.
Joe & Caiti Bettger
Co-Founders & Co-CEOs, Bettger Family Ecosystem, Inc.
Project Graham is developed entirely in-house with zero outsourcing, extensive quality assurance from Grandparent Advisory Board members, and continuous integration testing performed by Lola, Head of Ground Security, who has already begun perimeter sniffing of all incoming nursery equipment.
Tech Specs
Full breakdown of dimensions, audio output, power source, and sleep mode on Graham OS 1.0.
Org Chart
See how the household hierarchy is restructuring to support the new release.
Investor Relations
Funding allocation, strategic partnerships, and how to sign up for a support shift.