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Project Graham
01 — Investor Relations

Board visitation program

Project Graham is fully funded internally — no additional capital is being raised. What we're actually short on is quality face time with our stakeholders. Here's how to get on the calendar.

02 — Bandwidth Allocation

A transparent look at where Co-Founder attention is actually going right now. Diligence confirms it's concentrated almost entirely on the newest system in production.

Graham ops70%
Legacy systems30%

Feeding, diapering & general Graham uptime — primary allocation
Alfred, Lola, Stella & Co-Founder self-care — maintained best-effort
03 — Board Visitation Policy

We are not seeking additional capital, gifts, or registry contributions at this time. What we are accepting: scheduled visits from our board of advisors — that's you.

By appointment

Visiting Hours

Site visits are welcome by appointment only, subject to nap-schedule blackout windows (see the Sleep Mode spec on the Tech Specs page). Business casual is defined as “anything without spit-up on it yet.”

Fully funded

No Gifts Necessary

Project Graham is fully funded internally — no registry, no gifts, no contributions needed. Your presence is the only line item we're actually missing.

04 — Schedule a Visit

Request a site visit

Come see the product in person. Submit a request below and we'll coordinate a time that survives contact with the nap schedule.

Response time: unknown, pending Co-Founder sleep reserves.
Visits are scheduled around Graham's Sleep Mode spec — flexibility appreciated.